My Dear Sir, It Haunted Me For

There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But There's None In Politicians.

If Man Ever Comes To Perfect Equilibrium With The Environment, We'll All Be Redundant, Perhaps Because You Won't Need Art Or Letters.

What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.