There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But

And Maddest Of All, To See Life As It Is And Not As It Should Be.

When Did I Realize I Was God? Well, I Was Praying And I Suddenly Realized I Was Talking To Myself.

Films Were Never In My Budget. Didn't Occur To Me Till Much Later. I Hoped For A Long, Good Life, Which I've Had And I'm Having As An Actor. I Didn't Expect The Rest.

When I Work With Young People, I Grab Energy From Them By The Handsful.

I Can Make The Best French Toast.