I'm A Working Stiff, Baby, Just Like

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

He's A Scoundrel, Young Brad Pitt, Who Led Me, His Elderly Colleague, Astray More Than Once.

I Found Him Perhaps The Least Terrifying Man I've Ever Met In The Theater—because At First Glance I Could See Through Him And He Could See Through Me, And He Knew That I Knew That He Knew. Look, Love, I've Been Bullied All My Life By Bigger Experts Than Larry Olivier, I Can Assure You, And He's Just Got To Get In Line.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.