I Can Make The Best French Toast.

It's My Job, It's What I Do, It's What I'm On Earth To Do And It's Who I Am.

If You Cannot Say What You Mean, Your Majesty, You Will Never Mean What You Say And A Gentleman Should Always Mean What He Says.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

We Were In The Arabian Desert For Nine Months. And I Was Having The Time Of My Life. It Could Have Been An Archeological Expedition, A Military Expedition.

Booze Is The Most Outrageous Of Drugs Which Is Why I Chose It.