The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

I Would Like A Ship For The Hips, Please. Ships And Hips. Hipsters To Stir With Their Hips On The Hip Ships. And, Of Course, Hips. Yeah, Hip. That's Me. I Also Like Sips. I'm A Slow Drinker. A Sipster. I'm A Sipster Hipster Comedian. Yeah, Sips. But More Hips. Hip, Hipster, Hip Star, Hiptard. Definitely.

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".

Usually, I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?