For Me, The Cinema Is Not A

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.

Disney Has The Best Casting. If He Doesn't Like An Actor He Just Tears Him Up.

Making A Film Means, First Of All, To Tell A Story. That Story Can Be An Improbable One, But It Should Never Be Banal. It Must Be Dramatic And Human. What Is Drama, After All, But Life With The Dull Bits Cut Out?

I Like Stories With Lots Of Psychology.