Everything's Perverted In A Different Way.

The Ideal Husband Understands Every Word His Wife Doesn't Say.

The More Successful The Villain, The More Successful The Picture.

Someone Once Told Me That Every Minute A Murder Occurs, So I Don't Want To Waste Your Time, I Know You Want To Go Back To Work.

Blondes Make The Best Victims. They're Like Virgin Snow That Shows Up The Bloody Footprints.

I Always Take The Audience Into Account.