Never Turn Your Back On A Friend.

Seeing A Murder On Television Can Help Work Off One's Antagonisms. And If You Haven't Any Antagonisms, The Commercials Will Give You Some.

There Are Several Differences Between A Footballl Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also There Are More Injuries At A Football Game.

I'm Not Much Into Rear Window Ethics.

A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing Doesn't Want To Go To The Movies To Watch A Film About A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing.

I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A Piano.