Never Turn Your Back On A Friend.

A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing Doesn't Want To Go To The Movies To Watch A Film About A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing.

The Picture's Over. Now I Have To Go And Put It On Film.

For Me, The Cinema Is Not A Slice Of Life, But A Piece Of Cake.

A Lot Of Movies Are About Life, Mine Are Like A Slice Of Cake.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.