I'm Not Much Into Rear Window Ethics.

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.

I'm Not Against The Police; I'm Just Afraid Of Them.

I Always Try To Look At Things As Though I Were Remembering Them Three Years Later.

Even My Failures Make Money And Become Classics A Year After I Make Them.

A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing Doesn't Want To Go To The Movies To Watch A Film About A Woman Who Spends All Day Washing And Cooking And Ironing.