Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Man Is My Brother, And I Am Nearer Related To Him Through His Vices Than I Am Through His Virtue.

The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained In Its Original Purity.