Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

I Never Question A Success, Any More Than I Do The Right Of A Bulldog To Lie In His Own Gateway.

A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He Meets, But An Old Dog Has Few Associates.