Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open

Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League In Nostril Hair.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

There Is No Passion Of The Human Heart That Promises So Much And Pays So Little As Revenge.

I Have Lived In This World Just Long Enough To Look Carefully The Second Time Into Things That I Am Most Certain Of The First Time.