Remember The Poor, It Costs Nothing.

The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not Here.

Society Is Composed Of Slow Christians And Wide-awake Sinners.

The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

It Is A Statistical Fact That The Wicked Work Harder To Reach Hell Than The Righteous Do To Enter Heaven

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.