Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

It's Fun For Me To Couple Emotion With Comedy. I Think It Helps Comedy. I Think A Lot Of Times American Comedies Don't Play On Emotion Too Much.