Don't Boo People! Don't Boo! Be More

I'd Like To Do A Reality Show With Four White People...who Are Dropped Off In A Really Bad Black Neighborhood. And The Show Would Be Called...cracker Hunt.

I'm Terrible At Heights. I Hate It. I'm Glad I'm Only 5'7".

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

Privacy Is Big For Me. To Do Interviews Even, I Have A Very Love/hate With It.