Do You Ever Do Something, And Then

I Would Start A Revolution, But I Just Bought A Hammock.

I've Been Happily Dedicated To The Same Woman For A Number Of Years. I Never Even Look At Other Women.

You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When The Bartender Knows Your Name -- And You've Never Been To That Bar Before.

I Think Comedy Does Have That Powerful Thing That Doesn't Seem Too Preachy Because You're Also Making People Laugh, So It's Really Kind Of A Good Tool For Messaging.

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.