Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish. I'm Not. Last

Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish. I'm Not. Last Year I Got A Call: "happy Hanukkah." I Said "ma, I'm Not Jewish."

I Do Like Talk Shows. I'm Interested In Talking To People.

I Read The 'new York Times', I Read 'the Nation', I Read 'newsweek', I Read 'time Magazine', I Read 'politico', I Read 'mediaite'. This Is What I Do! I Read Every Day, I Have Interests, I'm Like Everybody Out There Who's Watching, Who's Out There Watching, You Know?

It's A Completely Useless Emotion - Jealousy. I Don't Go There.

As Socrates I Believe Said The Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living. I Believe That's True. I Do Believe That.