As Socrates I Believe Said The Unexamined

I Don't Need A Diet Pill. I Need Something That Gives You An Electric Shock When You Reach For Food.

I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?

When People Heckle Me, I Have The Microphone. And The Press Has The Microphone.

He's A Terrorist. Rush Limbaugh Is A Terrorist.

Monogamy Is Monotonous, But It's Safe You Know. And That's My Philosophy. And I Like To Convey That To People.