As Socrates I Believe Said The Unexamined

I Think That Comedy Is A Good Defense For A Child. Because You Know Childhood Is A Nightmare As It Is. And So Why Not Use Comedy And Being Funny As A Defense To Get Through Your Life As Opposed To Drugs, Alcohol And Good Looks? Because Those Things Are Dangerous When Your Young.

I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?

What Daughter Thinks Of Her Parents In Flagrante Delicto? Yet, My Mother, Even After Years With Him, Dropped Hints Such As, 'you Know, Your Father Enjoys His Matinees.' I Never Even Saw Them Go To The Movies Together. What Could She Mean? All Those Afternoons, I Thought She Was Upstairs Listening To La Traviata, And Those High Notes Apparently Were Not Coming From The Radio.

I Feel Bad For Young People. The 20s Are A Nightmare Also. The 20s Are Hard To Do.

I Do Like Talk Shows. I'm Interested In Talking To People.