As Socrates I Believe Said The Unexamined

I Feel Like When Being Raised In New York City I Have A Particular Perspective On Things Like Gay Issues Maybe, Because I'm In The Middle Of Manhattan.

I’m Interested In So Many Different Things And I’d Like To Cover A Lot Of Territory. I’m Trying To See My Show As The Sunday Times. You Have The Arts & Leisure Section, You Have The Op-ed Page, You Have The Book Review...even The Style Section Has Those Wonderful Essays About Relationships.

Monogamy Is Monotonous, But It's Safe You Know. And That's My Philosophy. And I Like To Convey That To People.

I Interviewed Ann Coulter When I Was Sitting In For Larry King A Couple Of Times, And We Have A Rapport. I Like To Talk To Her.

You Know, I'm A Comedian The Same As Bill Maher And Jon Stewart. We All Came Up The Same Way. The Three Of Us Have Interest In Politics; I Call Us Fundits, We're Fundits! We're Not Pundits!