I Don't Profess To Be An Expert

He's A Terrorist. Rush Limbaugh Is A Terrorist.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.

I Feel Bad For Young People. The 20s Are A Nightmare Also. The 20s Are Hard To Do.

Monogamy Is Monotonous, But It's Safe You Know. And That's My Philosophy. And I Like To Convey That To People.

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.