He's A Terrorist. Rush Limbaugh Is A

I Do Like Talk Shows. I'm Interested In Talking To People.

Monogamy Is Monotonous, But It's Safe You Know. And That's My Philosophy. And I Like To Convey That To People.

I Am Comfortable With Myself, And This Is How I Am. I Am Not Really Interested In Having An Acrimonious Fight With Somebody.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.