I Interviewed Ann Coulter When I Was

Monogamy Is Monotonous, But It's Safe You Know. And That's My Philosophy. And I Like To Convey That To People.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

If You Have Trouble With Finding Things You Should Get Into Some Kind Of Therapy With A Good Therapist If You Need, I Mean I Just Believe In Therapy For Everybody. I Really Do. I Don't Think Any Body Can Escape It.

A Better Thing To Grow Up With Is To Be Funny I Think, And If I Had, If I Had My Choice I Would Still Pick That.

I Want To Do An Intelligent Talk Show Where You Have Room To Breathe...