I Interviewed Ann Coulter When I Was

I Don't Need A Diet Pill. I Need Something That Gives You An Electric Shock When You Reach For Food.

It's A Completely Useless Emotion - Jealousy. I Don't Go There.

Comedians Usually Are Rooting For The Underdog. I Mean To Take A Shot At An Underdog I Think Is Really Stupid And Low And Not Funny.

I Feel Like When Being Raised In New York City I Have A Particular Perspective On Things Like Gay Issues Maybe, Because I'm In The Middle Of Manhattan.

I Read The 'new York Times', I Read 'the Nation', I Read 'newsweek', I Read 'time Magazine', I Read 'politico', I Read 'mediaite'. This Is What I Do! I Read Every Day, I Have Interests, I'm Like Everybody Out There Who's Watching, Who's Out There Watching, You Know?