Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.

I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

Make Someone Happy, Make Just One Someone Happy, And You Will Be Happy, Too.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.