Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Make Someone Happy, Make Just One Someone Happy, And You Will Be Happy, Too.

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.