Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.