Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.