To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Be Skinned More Than Once.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.