Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People!

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Be Skinned More Than Once.

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!

Me And My Big Mouth! I'd Get Rid Of It, Only It's Such A Handy Place To Keep My Teeth.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.