Start Off Each Day With A Song.

I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.