Start Off Each Day With A Song.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!