I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

That's The Conditions That Prevail!

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.