I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Start Off Each Day With A Song.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

All Of Us Have Schnozzles... If Not In Our Faces, Then In Our Character, Minds Or Habits. When We Admit Our Schnozzles, Instead Of Defending Them, We Begin To Laugh, And The World Laughs With Us.

That's The Conditions That Prevail!