I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!