I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People. Leave 'em Ta Hell Alone.

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.