Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.