Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.