Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.