Duck, Big Brother! Here Comes Another Day!

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

The Crabby Little Girls Of Today Are The Crabby Old Women Of Tomorrow!

How Is The Birdhouse Coming Along, Charlie Brown?" "well, I'm A Lousy Carpenter, I Can't Nail Straight, I Can't Saw Straight And I Always Split The Wood... I'm Nervous, I Lack Confidence, I'm Stupid, I Have Poor Taste And Absolutely No Sense Of Design... So, All Things Considered, It's Coming Along Okay!

Happiness Is Anyone And Anything That's Loved By You.

A Whole Stack Of Memories Never Equal One Little Hope.