There Is No Heavier Burden Than An

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

No Problem Is So Big Or So Complicated That It Can't Be Run Away From!

Aunt Marion Was Right... Never Marry A Musician, And Never Answer The Door.

How Is The Birdhouse Coming Along, Charlie Brown?" "well, I'm A Lousy Carpenter, I Can't Nail Straight, I Can't Saw Straight And I Always Split The Wood... I'm Nervous, I Lack Confidence, I'm Stupid, I Have Poor Taste And Absolutely No Sense Of Design... So, All Things Considered, It's Coming Along Okay!

Never Set Your Stomach For A Jelly-bread Sandwich Until You're Sure There's Some Jelly!