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Snoopy Didn't Start Off Being A Beagle. It's Just That 'beagle' Is A Funny Word.

Going To Our School Is An Education In Itself Which Is Not To Be Confused With Actually Getting An Education.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

No One Would Have Been Invited To Dinner So Often As Jesus Was Unless He Were Interesting And Had A Sense Of Humor.

One Of Beethoven's Favorite Dishes Was Macaroni And Cheese. The Girl I Marry Must Be Able To Make Good Macaroni And Cheese..." "how Did Beethoven Feel About Cold Cereal?