The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology;

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.

Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

Lucy: Our Teacher Wants Us To Write An Essay On Praying. Charlie Brown: Praying Is Important When You Wake Up At Two O'clock In The Morning Feeling Sick From Eating Something Dumb The Day Before. Lucy: I'll Just Say We Were Out Of Town And I Didn't Have Time To Write Anything.

A Cartoonist Is Someone Who Has To Draw The Same Thing Day After Day Without Repeating Himself.

It Just Seems That If You Hang On For A While Longer, There Is Always Something Bright Around The Corner, Or The Dark Clouds Will Go Away And There Will Be Sunshine Again.