Drama - What Literature Does At Night.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.

I Drink To Make Other People Interesting.

No Man Can Think Clearly When His Fists Are Clenched.

Great Art Is As Irrational As Great Music. It Is Mad With Its Own Loveliness.