I Drink To Make Other People Interesting.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

It Is The Mark Of A Superior Person That, Left To Themselves They Are Able Endlessly To Amuse, Interest And Entertain Themselves Out Of Their Personal Stock Of Meditations, Ideas, Criticisms, Memories, Philosophy, Humor And What Not.

The Most Loyal And Faithful Woman Indulges Her Imagination In A Hypothetical Liaison Whenever She Dons A New Street Frock For The First Time.

Bad Officials Are The Ones Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.

Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know What Else To Do, I Seem To Go In For Catching Colds.