Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

Patriotism Is Often An Arbitrary Veneration Of Real Estate Above Principles.

I Know Many Married Men, I Even Know A Few Happily Married Men, But I Don't Know One Who Wouldn't Fall Down The First Open Coal Hole Running After The First Pretty Girl Who Gave Him A Wink.

No Man Can Think Clearly When His Fists Are Clenched.