Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover

My Mom Said I Was A Handful. Now I'm Helpful.

I Respect So Much The Work That So Many Women Do, But That's Just Not What I Do. I Have A Job Where I Advertise Yogurt That Makes You Poop, And People Love It And Tell Me About Their Bowel Movements, Every Day.

Nowadays, When You Make Movies, You Don’t Need Any Lights At All. You Have To Remember, Back In The Day, The Film Stocks That They Had Were Very, Very Insensitive And They Would Have These Humongous Lights And Lighting Was Everything, So Everyone Looked Good. Nowadays With Digital Film Where You Don’t Need Any Light At All, You Could Shoot In The [bleep] Dark. It Makes People Not Look So Good And It Makes Aging On Film Much, Much Harder.

I'm Uninterested In Superheroes. I Am Only Interested In Real Stories, Real People, Real Connection.

Being A Parent Is A Weird Juggling Act - And Nobody Does It Right. Everybody Does It Wrong.