Don't Ever Prophesy; For If You Prophesy

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.

The Best Creed We Can Have Is Charity Toward The Creeds Of Others.

Contentment Is A Kind Of Moral Laziness; If There Wasn't Anything But Contentment In His World, Man Wouldn't Be Any More Of A Success Than An Angleworm Is

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.