It Is Better To Know Nothing Than

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Men Are Seldom Underrated; The Mercury In A Man Finds Its True Level In The Eyes Of The World Just As Certainly As It Does In The Glass Of A Thermometer.

The Fools In This World Make About As Much Trouble As The Wicked Do.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.