It Is Better To Know Nothing Than

I Have Never Known A Person To Live To Be One Hundred And Be Remarkable For Anything Else.

A Man Running For Office Puts Me In Mind Of A Dog That's Lost-he Smells Everybody He Meets, And Wags Himself All Over.

The Truly Innocent Are Those Who Not Only Are Guiltless Themselves But Who Think Others Are.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.