Don't Commit Suicide, Because You Might Change

While My Friends Were Discussing Pearl Harbor As The Country's Problem, I Took It Personally. It Dawned On Me That The Japanese Attack Could Be My Ticket Out Of High School.

Have You Ever Seen A Candidate Talking To A Rich Person On Television?

I Can Now Say Without Hesitation The Marine Corps Was The Best Foster Home I Ever Had.

Ascot Is So Exclusive That It Is The Only Racecourse In The World Where The Horses Own The People.

I Don't Know Whether It's Normal Or Not, But Sex Has Always Been Something That I Take Seriously. I Would Put It Higher Than Tennis On My List Of Constructive Things To Do.