This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering

An Economist Is A Man Who Knows A Hundred Ways Of Making Love But Doesn't Know Any Women.

War For Most Men Is Not Fighting Or Marching In Parades. It Is Sitting Around Somewhere Wondering What The Hell You Are Supposed To Be Doing.

I Just Don't Want To Die The Same Day Castro Dies

Have You Ever Seen A Candidate Talking To A Rich Person On Television?

The Reason I Don't Play Golf Is Because I Was A Caddie When I Was 13. Women Never Gave Up A Golf Ball That Was Lost Somewhere In The Trees And Thicket And Down Through The Poison Ivy. It Was During One Of These Searches That I Vowed To The Lord Above That If I Ever Earned Enough Money I Would Never Set Foot On A Course Again.