Do I Have To Use My Own

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

It Takes An Uncommon Amount Of Guts To Put Your Dreams On The Line.

With Boys You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane. It's All There. The Fruit Flies Hovering Over Their Waste Can, The Hamster Trying To Escape To Cleaner Air, The Bedrooms Decorated In Early Bus Station Restroom.

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.

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