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There Is A Thin Line That Separates Laughter And Pain, Comedy And Tragedy, Humor And Hurt.

I Remember Thinking How Often We Look, But Never See ... We Listen, But Never Hear ... We Exist, But Never Feel. We Take Our Relationships For Granted. A House Is Only A Place. It Has No Life Of Its Own. It Needs Human Voices, Activity And Laughter To Come Alive.

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

If Anyone Knew Where They Were, I'd Send The Isdbb (incredibly Stupid And Dumb Beyond Belief) Award To The Two Guys Who Tried To Break In To The Ohio Penitentiary.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.