I Have Paid As Much As $300

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You I Was Sick.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

I Have Always Felt That Too Much Time Was Given Before The Birth, Which Is Spent Learning Things Like How To Breathe In And Out With Your Husband (i Had My Baby When They Gave You A Shot In The Hip And You Didn't Wake Up Until The Kid Was Ready To Start School), And Not Enough Time Given To How To Mother After The Baby Is Born.