A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.

I've Always Felt There Are Two Things A Woman Should Never Do After The Age Of Thirty-five: Stand In Natural Light And Have A Baby.

Myths That Need Clarification: "everyone In California Lives On A White, Sandy Beach." False. The Only People Who Live On California Beaches Are Vacationers From Arizona, Utah, And Nevada Who Own Condos.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.