Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office

One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.

I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of The Hill.

Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.

I'm So Bored. I Went To The Food Locker Yesterday To Visit My Meat.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.