Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office

You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On The Death Of The American Family. Families Aren't Dying. They're Merging Into Big Conglomerates.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.

Any Mother With Half A Skull Knows That When Daddy's Little Boy Becomes Mommy's Little Boy, The Kid Is So Wet He's Treading Water.