Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

For Years My Wedding Ring Has Done Its Job. It Has Led Me Not Into Temptation. It Has Reminded My Husband Numerous Times At Parties That It's Time To Go Home. It Has Been A Source Of Relief To A Dinner Companion. It Has Been A Status Symbol In The Maternity Ward.

Our Teen-agers Withdrew To Their Bedrooms On Their Thirteenth Birthday And Didn't Show Themselves To Us Again Until It Was Time To Get Married.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.