When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

I Have Seen My Kid Struggle Into The Kitchen In The Morning With Outfits That Need Only One Accessory: An Empty Gin Bottle.

Do I Have To Use My Own Money?

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed.

Who In Their Infinite Wisdom Decreed That Little League Uniforms Be White? Certainly Not A Mother.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.