Let Us Hope Manufacturers Can Come Up

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

Adults Can Take A Simple Holiday For Children And Screw It Up. What Began As A Presentation Of Simple Gifts To Delight And Surprise Children Around The Christmas Tree Has Culminated In A Woman Unwrapping Six Shrimp Forks From Her Dog, Who Drew Her Name.

Cats Invented Self-esteem.

I Firmly Believe Kids Don't Want Your Understanding. They Want Your Trust, Your Compassion, Your Blinding Love And Your Car Keys, But You Try To Understand Them And You're In Big Trouble.