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I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll Caucus All Over The State. I Don't Caucus In California. You Don't Caucus Where You Live. It Doesn't Look Good.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.