Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

I Must Choose My Words Carefully In Order To Avoid Any Negative Interpretation. Among Politicians, This Is A Tactic Known As Lying.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.