We Must Remember That As The Centuries

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.