Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?