Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.