Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.