Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

When I Am Given A Multiple Choice Test I Choose Not To Take It.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

A Lot Of People Like Lollipops. I Don't Like Lollipops. To Me, A Lollipop Is Hard Candy Plus Garbage. I Don't Need A Handle. Just Give Me The Candy.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

Rock Is Fine. No Structural Damage To Rock. Rock Can Break Through Paper At Any Point. Just Say The Word. Paper Sucks.