My Friend Named His Car. And I

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Making A Connection With A Stranger, But Then It Turns Out I'm Not. Like, I Was In A Mall, And I Saw This Lady Hitting Her Kid. So I Went Up To Her, And I Was Like, "yeah, Get Him!" She Got All Mad At Me. I Was Like, "i'm On Your Side Here."

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

As A Creative Person, You Want To Have A Foothold And Sense Of Progress.